day 85: if you had the opportunity to get a message across to a large group of people, what would your message be
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston trying to do math.
SPOILER ALERT: They can’t.
It’s okay, I can’t either.
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.