Vintage Tumblr Themes
Next Page

confessions of rosie

I love too many things for my heart to handle.

Sep 1st at 8PM / via: fake-mermaid / op: fartgallery / 336,728 notes

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful



Sep 1st at 8PM / via: dylansaur / op: tastefullyoffensive / 204,536 notes

Sep 1st at 8PM / via: fake-mermaid / op: whitedad / 682,473 notes

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between


potter-who-lock:

Andy you had one job

potter-who-lock:

Andy you had one job


Sep 1st at 8PM / via: yelled / op: merrimynt / 361,366 notes

merrimynt:

When your crush uploads a selfie

image


darrenbuttisgoodbutt:

darrenbuttisgoodbutt:

my very first date didn’t go well because we were at the movie theater and in the middle of the movie the guy just swiftly stuck his hand in my bra and cupped my boob and said “my boob” and i told him that if he ever assumed he owned part of my body again i would sell his intestines on the black market. not much has changed since i was 12

except 12 year old me could you know. get a date.


Sep 1st at 8PM / via: p-purebliss / op: dlubes / 12,635 notes
dlubes:

i feel like my friends expect these comments from me at this point

dlubes:

i feel like my friends expect these comments from me at this point


Sep 1st at 8PM / via: p-purebliss / op: livemulticulturally / 478,770 notes

ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht


Sep 1st at 8PM / via: fake-mermaid / op: humorbaby / 246,026 notes

when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt

image


Sep 1st at 8PM / via: yelled / op: officialwhitegirls / 61,201 notes

Sep 1st at 8PM / via: completely-hallucinated / op: povvs / 40,394 notes
hotwhiteguy:

and they say romance is dead

hotwhiteguy:

and they say romance is dead


grumpypup:

do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you


witch-breed:

the best scene in the history of forever


Graduation speech

Sep 1st at 2PM / via: fake-mermaid / op: sassystephy33 / 301,352 notes